life of a stranger who stole my phone:

This is the inspiring story of hafid from dubai,
the douchebag who stole my phone.
he forgot to switch off the camera upload function,
that’s why we will enjoy a deep insight into his life.
Start on first page.

marhaba hangover people,

hafid’s party marathon is finally over and there is nothing left but broken memory pieces, a pulsing headache and this little video snippet from dubai’s open air “come in white dress - get a free hat” party festival. enjoy.

salam my precious habibis,

what a crazy night! seems like someone lost his thumb on the way. i know it seems impossible for you, but here is a guide for "how to pose naturally in front of stunning sceneries". just choose a breathtaking background, place your arm as uncomfortable as possible and stare convincingly into the stolen smartphone camera without moving the corners of your mouth. you have to feel the coolness running through your veins. i know it’s really hard but i would love to share three of your attempts.

slalam padrey peoples,

wahtuuup? this is like teh best nhigt evrr! aftr 6 bottels of tapwater hafdi and his freinds realy seem kinda froggey. that#s wehn they decdided to go swmming on the beac h BUTT THEN teh worst tihng in the world just happnd: a littel nakeded durnk stuff stole ALL of teir girls and just diaapeARED: THI S IS LIKE SOO BAD; BUT DONT YOU WORRY HABIBIS:B! HTEY HAVE ENUOGH HAFIDENCE <To go to hte poice.

since this blog already reached over 2.5 million visits (half of them probably by my mum - love you btw), i really feel the responsibility to share your most urgent questions and concerns.

whoop whoop internet people!

thanks to you the grand opening of hafid’s online shop was a real success. the whole collection was stolen within 15 minutes. that’s why hafid will take us out tonight to experience a night we will never forget. so grab your night-vision glasses, grow some fingernails and put your thumbs up in the air!

now, let’s get a bottle of tap water and party the shit outta here!

salam and ahlan-wa-sahlan everybody

to the grand opening of hafid’s very own online shop: hafid’s heartwarming handcrafti hope you’re ready for the ultimate iconic unisex designer fashion piece: the hafi dress. just choose your favorite fabric and prepare for a lifetime of compliments and admiration. special feature: integrated water- and sandproof smartphone pockets for at least 35 smartphones of every size. now hurry up guys and enjoy today’s exclusive opening offer: steal one get one free.


marhaba my beloved habibis,
let’s get back to business. creative hafid had a once-in a-lifetime-business-idea. he is planning on opening an online shop where you can buy his designer clothes from the internet. so stay tuned and prepare your wallets, the grand opening will be soon. but first hafid has to work night shifts to get everything done in time. we just keep our fingers crossed!

marhaba my beloved habibis,

let’s get back to business. creative hafid had a once-in a-lifetime-business-idea. he is planning on opening an online shop where you can buy his designer clothes from the internet. so stay tuned and prepare your wallets, the grand opening will be soon. but first hafid has to work night shifts to get everything done in time. we just keep our fingers crossed!

salalalam party people!

despite all the excitement it’s time for everybody to calm down and focus on what’s most important in life. for hafid it is dancing. dancing makes the world around him disappear and forget about the times he didn’t even have a smartphone. in these moments you want to share your happiness with the whole world. seems like all your wishes come true today.

marhaba everybody!

as we know by now hafid and his friends enjoy the belongings of other people. but unfortunately not every adorable item is guarded by only one little drunk girl. but as long as you take pictures of yourself in front of it, naturally posing with a thumbs up, nobody will ever consider it’s not yours.

say salam to hipster-h∆fid!

fashion designer, part-time model and foodie? clear evidence hafid is a real hipster. if i’d just known earlier about his passion for food photography i wouldn’t have deleted the instagram app from my smartphone. just look how amazing it would’ve looked like.

whatup beaches!
this is gharam. gharam is the arabic word for love. he dreams of being one of the swan lake ballet dancers one day. but sadly his left foot is too big. but hey, we will never give up on love, right?

whatup beaches!

this is gharam. gharam is the arabic word for love. he dreams of being one of the swan lake ballet dancers one day. but sadly his left foot is too big. but hey, we will never give up on love, right?

celebrate good crimes, come on!

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