life of a stranger who stole my phone:

This is the inspiring story of hafid from dubai,
the douchebag who stole my phone.
he forgot to switch off the camera upload function,
that’s why we will enjoy a deep insight into his life.
Start on first page.

whoop whoop internet people!

thanks to you the grand opening of hafid’s online shop was a real success. the whole collection was stolen within 15 minutes. that’s why hafid will take us out tonight to experience a night we will never forget. so grab your night-vision glasses, grow some fingernails and put your thumbs up in the air!

now, let’s get a bottle of tap water and party the shit outta here!

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